Pam Anderson Needs Money
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Former slow motion beach running babe Pamela Anderson is in some financial trouble with the IRS. But these days what celebrity isn't? According to TMZ :"Tax Lien #1: Filed by the IRS, says Pam owes $259,395.75 for unpaid taxes in 2011. Tax Lien #2: Filed by the State of CA, says Pam owes $112,118.90 -- also for 2011.All totaled, the "DWTS: All Stars" star -- who got axed in round one this time -- needs to cough up $371,514.65.But this isn't Pam's first run-in with tax problems. The actress had another lien filed against her back in 2009 for $1.7 MILLION. And at one point, her name even appeared on the Golden State's list of 'Top 500 Delinquent Tax Payers.'"I don't watch Dancing With The Stars but I assume someone who was attempting to become a stripper would be good enough to not be the first eliminated in a dance contest. But I'm sure being top heavy does make dips more difficult, so maybe it makes sense.Looks like Pam is in need to make some money. And if history has taught us anything, the only way to make money in Hollywood these days is to make a sex tape. Luckily for Pam she's an old hat at that. Now she just needs the perfect partner to be in it with her. Now lets see who do I know that would be interested in making a sex tape with a broke, penniless, desperate 45 year-old Pamela Anderson? Hmm, shame my thirteen-year-old self isn't available because I myself am not a cougar hunter.Now I'm not saying I wouldn't have sex with Pam because she's 45yrs old, I'm not that shallow. I just don't want to be rolling around in the hay, or on the deck of a yacht as she's more used to, with one of Kid Rock's cast offs. Plus if you find my eHarmony profile you'll see that hepatitis is a big turn-off of mine.The one exception to that is if I find out Sheryl Crow slept with Kid Rock. Probably because I have a feeling she'd be overly excited to be with anyone who has a full collector set if testicles after being with Lance Armstrong all those years. Lets be honest it's more fun playing with a crown royal bag full of twenty sided dice than it is with an empty sandwich baggy.So if by chance you run into Pamela Anderson anytime soon, have a smartphone with a decent video camera (and who doesn't these days?), blessed with a monster Tommy Lee sized cock (harder to come by *pun intended*) then you can help Pam out getting caught up on some of her back taxes, by getting her on her back. Just make sure you video tape it.
