St. Pat's Day & Deadair Dennis on your Television!

Hey everyone! Hope you all had as much fun for your St. Pat's weekend as I did. And by fun I mean I went to the South Boston parade, the second largest parade in the U.S. and tried very hard not to go on a murderous rampage.

My MDK urge started with all the drunken "bros" yelling "WHOA!" and trying to jump police barriers while arguing with the cops "Come on man, just let me get in the parade route!" And believe me, severing their Achilles heel will get me a BPD medal of honor. Next I would've been going after the idiots that drag their ill-behaved dogs to a parade with OVER ONE MILLION PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE that get so freaked out by the noise and people they snap at people and shit everywhere. Bad enough I have to smell horse shit, from actual horses, I don't need to be stepping in your dog's nervous street poop bombs! The one time in life I actually wish PETA would do their job, but they're probably too busy throwing paint on the people participants because they painted the toe-nails of their horses glitter green.
And lastly before I'm finally subdued by the boys in blue, I have to take out the drunk bimbo sorority brigade complaining about being cold while wearing nothing but cutoff jean shorts and spaghetti tops and green striped knee-high socks. Yes they look nice but if the obvious observation of vanity over practicality isn't already enough of sign that these vaginal wastes should not be procreating to everyone, getting them in a body bag will take care of the job. Luckily I'm not writing this post prior to my bail hearing.

I'll be making my television stand-up comedy debut on Live On Tape. A local Boston community access show, April 1st at 7pm. If you live in Boston you can come to the show, info and tix at matv.org. Or you can stay at home and watch it... with plenty of beer or wine, channel 3.